From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 09 Jun 2002 14:21:11 EDT
Cattle,
Week past I said I was going to take Gold. This week, I did, in a leisurely fashion. Afterwards the Roman pig Cas saw fit to make boast and then to invite me to the ring. However, he had nothing to offer and indeed dropped the subject.
It is also interesting to note that none of the brave warriors of the DoS sought to intercede or to defend the tawdry honor of the female cattle prior to the event.
There is a price for the intercession of course. I win I take something of value from you. I lose, well you have met the call to honor, is that not enough?
In any case the sullen and bellicose Aya Haya-somthing or other has caught my fancy. She is next. Of course she does not have to participate I would not wish to be considered cruel to animals.
St Severe
How very boring - II
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: spriteargo@aol.com (Sprite Argo)
Date: 09 Jun 2002 14:40:32 EDT
>Week past I said I was going to take Gold. This week, I did, in a leisurely
>fashion.
St. Severe,
How much do you want for Gold's ransom? I'll pay it in a full, liesurely fashion. Perhaps we should step into the ring and discuss your letting the lady go?
Sprite Argo
Date: 09 Jun 2002 14:40:32 EDT
>Week past I said I was going to take Gold. This week, I did, in a leisurely
>fashion.
St. Severe,
How much do you want for Gold's ransom? I'll pay it in a full, liesurely fashion. Perhaps we should step into the ring and discuss your letting the lady go?
Sprite Argo
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: cptellisamorgan@aol.com (Cpt EllisaMorgan)
Date: 09 Jun 2002 15:16:31 EDT
Severe,
It would appear your chosen nickname suits you well, bravo.
You do seem to have a slight inclination to choose those that may not be up to your current level of skill. On the other hand, your record thus far does not reflect a fearsome opponent - perchance you are simply holding back so that you do not frighten the poor, and innocent duelists that you wish to get into the ring.
I will forego the psychological analysis of such behavior, but I will drop some token of my attention. If you wish to face women in the ring so painfully, I will gladly supply you a target.
Ellisa Morgan
If you do not know me, ask, I am positive you can find someone to list my credentials.
Date: 09 Jun 2002 15:16:31 EDT
Severe,
It would appear your chosen nickname suits you well, bravo.
You do seem to have a slight inclination to choose those that may not be up to your current level of skill. On the other hand, your record thus far does not reflect a fearsome opponent - perchance you are simply holding back so that you do not frighten the poor, and innocent duelists that you wish to get into the ring.
I will forego the psychological analysis of such behavior, but I will drop some token of my attention. If you wish to face women in the ring so painfully, I will gladly supply you a target.
Ellisa Morgan
If you do not know me, ask, I am positive you can find someone to list my credentials.
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: cassiusmaxim@aol.com (Cassius Maxim)
Date: 09 Jun 2002 23:44:54 EDT
And now I am going to wonder aloud which comet passed over Rhydin so as to make this ape be the reason for Ellisa's return.
Just the same, welcome back, madame. When you finish humiliating this joke, I look forward to crossing blades with you again some time.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
Date: 09 Jun 2002 23:44:54 EDT
And now I am going to wonder aloud which comet passed over Rhydin so as to make this ape be the reason for Ellisa's return.
Just the same, welcome back, madame. When you finish humiliating this joke, I look forward to crossing blades with you again some time.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: sarahthestick@aol.com (Sarah The Stick)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 01:15:56 EDT
I heard some some gimpy (censored) was threatening my teammate.
Listen here, pal. Do you know what a meat hook looks like? If you don't want to be hung up on one- naked- you'll do the smart (censored) thing and leave Aya the (censored) alone.
And Aya? Don't bother telling me you can take care of yourself. I know that, just like you know what the rest of us will do to someone if we're pushed to it. Besides, I think I'd have fun bludgeoning this guy into a puddle of his own blood.
Stick
((Only censored so that I can avoid losing my account, not because she didn't write it. :) ))
Date: 10 Jun 2002 01:15:56 EDT
I heard some some gimpy (censored) was threatening my teammate.
Listen here, pal. Do you know what a meat hook looks like? If you don't want to be hung up on one- naked- you'll do the smart (censored) thing and leave Aya the (censored) alone.
And Aya? Don't bother telling me you can take care of yourself. I know that, just like you know what the rest of us will do to someone if we're pushed to it. Besides, I think I'd have fun bludgeoning this guy into a puddle of his own blood.
Stick
((Only censored so that I can avoid losing my account, not because she didn't write it. :) ))
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: cassiusmaxim@aol.com (Cassius Maxim)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 10:10:29 EDT
"Listen here, pal. Do you know what a meat hook looks like? If you don't
want to be hung up on one- naked- you'll do the smart (censored) thing and
leave Aya the (censored) alone."
Methinks he would enjoy that.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
Date: 10 Jun 2002 10:10:29 EDT
"Listen here, pal. Do you know what a meat hook looks like? If you don't
want to be hung up on one- naked- you'll do the smart (censored) thing and
leave Aya the (censored) alone."
Methinks he would enjoy that.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 10:31:21 EDT
::posts a note::
Welcome back, Ellisa,
I have a case of good whiskey for you and your crew and five hundred gold to offer up for your favorite charity when you teach Severe some manners.
Collie
Date: 10 Jun 2002 10:31:21 EDT
::posts a note::
Welcome back, Ellisa,
I have a case of good whiskey for you and your crew and five hundred gold to offer up for your favorite charity when you teach Severe some manners.
Collie
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:39:55 EDT
Elissa you twit,
Who are you that I should be mindful of you? Past fame gains you nothing. If you wish to intercede in my hunt you must have something I want.
I find it vastly amusing that the Roman pig seems in some perverted fashion to admire you. His taste is scant praise in my eyes.
St Severe
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:39:55 EDT
Elissa you twit,
Who are you that I should be mindful of you? Past fame gains you nothing. If you wish to intercede in my hunt you must have something I want.
I find it vastly amusing that the Roman pig seems in some perverted fashion to admire you. His taste is scant praise in my eyes.
St Severe
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:41:59 EDT
Roman pig
Why not ask her for her autograph? Perhaps you would care to polish her boots? I am sure there are other menial tasks you could perform if you fawn sufficiently.
St Severe
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:41:59 EDT
Roman pig
Why not ask her for her autograph? Perhaps you would care to polish her boots? I am sure there are other menial tasks you could perform if you fawn sufficiently.
St Severe
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:43:02 EDT
Sarah,
Children should be seen not heard. In your case we can gladly waive the seen also.
St Severe
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:43:02 EDT
Sarah,
Children should be seen not heard. In your case we can gladly waive the seen also.
St Severe
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:45:10 EDT
Collie
All things have a price one way or the other. Shall I find yours?
St Severe
Date: 10 Jun 2002 22:45:10 EDT
Collie
All things have a price one way or the other. Shall I find yours?
St Severe
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: sarahthestick@aol.com (Sarah The Stick)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 23:00:29 EDT
::Changes her writing style drastically and adds a little note to the last message.::
Sarah? Who's Sarah? This guy is making up people now. I see Cassius, Ellisa, Stick, Collie.. no Sarah.
Date: 10 Jun 2002 23:00:29 EDT
::Changes her writing style drastically and adds a little note to the last message.::
Sarah? Who's Sarah? This guy is making up people now. I see Cassius, Ellisa, Stick, Collie.. no Sarah.
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 10 Jun 2002 23:03:18 EDT
Severe,
You haven't got that much money. Dream on.
Colleen
Date: 10 Jun 2002 23:03:18 EDT
Severe,
You haven't got that much money. Dream on.
Colleen
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: angelinadarkling@aol.com (AngelinaDarkling)
Date: 11 Jun 2002 00:28:18 EDT
How very droll, a man who chooses to target women speaking of honor. Do tell sirrah, why should any even bother to defend their pride against such a base creature as yourself? One must have honor themselves for their demand of others' honor to be worthwhile.
However, both Miss Hayashibara and Stick are under my protection, as well as being part of the Angels. Should you choose to test that resolve, I'm sure you shall look as lovely on my playroom wall as the elfling.
With all due regards,
Ms. Darkling
Date: 11 Jun 2002 00:28:18 EDT
How very droll, a man who chooses to target women speaking of honor. Do tell sirrah, why should any even bother to defend their pride against such a base creature as yourself? One must have honor themselves for their demand of others' honor to be worthwhile.
However, both Miss Hayashibara and Stick are under my protection, as well as being part of the Angels. Should you choose to test that resolve, I'm sure you shall look as lovely on my playroom wall as the elfling.
With all due regards,
Ms. Darkling
-
DoS Archive
- Archivist
- Posts: 30701
- Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:27 am
From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 11 Jun 2002 00:35:42 EDT
"Past fame gains you nothing."
Sonny boy, take your own advice. Children should be seen and not heard. And yet you continue to make an attempt to be seen.
If past fame gains you nothing, then you've already lost out, cause you have no past fame, no present fame, and no future fame.
Come on and threaten me, you meaningless boob. I'm sure I can dissect your next statements to let everyone have more written proof that you're more idiotic than you already make yourself seem when you figured out how to use finger paints to write up here on the old cork.
The ever famous G
Date: 11 Jun 2002 00:35:42 EDT
"Past fame gains you nothing."
Sonny boy, take your own advice. Children should be seen and not heard. And yet you continue to make an attempt to be seen.
If past fame gains you nothing, then you've already lost out, cause you have no past fame, no present fame, and no future fame.
Come on and threaten me, you meaningless boob. I'm sure I can dissect your next statements to let everyone have more written proof that you're more idiotic than you already make yourself seem when you figured out how to use finger paints to write up here on the old cork.
The ever famous G