Red Opal Challenge

[DoF Archive]

Date: 8/9/1998 3:03 PM Central Daylight Time
From: RDI Deuce

Dis past Saturday, in front of a crowd estimated to be around zero, tha Imp took his challenge to Ralez Rastlin for tha right to hold tha Red Opal, Firestar.

Tha first duel went wit both of tha fighters goin hard all out, but short l'il Imp used his speed to jump out to a quick three-nothin lead. Ralez ain't no quitta tho, and wit his back to tha wall, he got back in there, tripped the l'il guy up, and traded nasty punches to pull hisself within 4-2. Snaggin another point, the comeback trail looked to be his, but Imp snapped off another quick jab, scored, and won, despite gettin a second Opal print to
tha head at the end. Final score: 5-4, Imp.

Dat second fight was mad crazy! Tha two started off bangin' legs, and in accordance wit tha rules, dey both get points. After dat, a l'il kung fu chop suey, good boxin point action kept it all tied up, but Ralez wasn't likin the prospects of losin his Opal. Now, in my humble, referee opinion, I don' know how Imp thought he was gonna throw dis guy. He got tripped up sumpin fierce tho, and that was all Ralez was gonna need. Tha two kept trading
shots, scorin' points, and the guy wit tha Opal took the second duel, 5-4.

Did I mention he nearly scorched tha ring wit dat prize of his?

Tha last fight was just flat out brutal. Dat's what's known as a perfect fight, I believe. Swingin, running, jumpin, and kickin, Ralez made everything he did work like a charm, and Imp had no chance. Five points later, Mr. Military had just broke Imp off sumpin fierce, takin tha Opal back home wit a shutout! It's too bad dere wasn't mo people dere to see it.

Tha final- Ralez defeats Imp, two matches to one, and hangs on to his title for another month!

Signed,

Deuce
Tha Ref