15 Reasons why I (Me) should be a Baron

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From: odustin@aol.com (ODustin)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 17:46:50 EDT

15 Reasons I probably won't be a baron if Aggy becomes Overlord

1-15: I'll prolly shoot myself if Aggy becomes overlord.

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From: xerzesm@aol.com (Xerzes M)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 18:52:29 EDT

>Let's see:
The golden-and-platinum sword,
The iron sword,
The twin daggers Lightspeed Warrior and Defencer,
Several 10-packs of #2 pencils,
AA batteries,
A frisbee,
A stick,
A folding chair,
A sub sandwich,
A meterstick that was a few cm short,
An explosive towel which I unintentionally destroyed a city block with,
and the Ultimate Badminton Racket.
Plus several I can't think of.
Beat that.<

Can do!
Giant spoon.
Foot long purple spork.
Magic black sword.
Normal white sword.
Cow staff.
Mannequin head.
My bare hands.
Random Weapon Prototype #472,which enjoys taking the form of a cow,or a can of Spam.
Leg of Beef.

Ah,damn..that's not enough,is it? Bah.

-Xerzes Maureen

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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 20:46:18 EDT

<<Can do!
Giant spoon.
Foot long purple spork.
Magic black sword.
Normal white sword.
Cow staff.
Mannequin head.
My bare hands.
Random Weapon Prototype #472,which enjoys taking the form of a cow,or a can of Spam.
Leg of Beef.

Ah..that's not enough,is it? Bah.>>
Ha ha, nope. I'm the man in that regard.

Quizxs

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From: icearrovv@aol.com (Ice Arrovv)
Date: 07 Jul 1999 11:45:09 EDT

1) I hardly ever offend anyone
2) I'm cool
3) I can spell and count
4) I hardly ever duel ::Smiles after this one::
5) I have no fancies and I want some! ::Grins::
6) I like to watch pro wrestling on TV ::Giggles::
7) I have a brain
8) I have no wins over losses
9) I'm nice
10) I make sence
11) I don't like Ronald Stewd
12) I have a life
13) I'm the Ice Arrow
14) My name is Hex
15) My favorite color is orange

That is why I should be a baron!

Hex Jadicite Wrathics

The Ice Arrow

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From: rconbbrat@aol.com (RconBBrat)
Date: 07 Jul 1999 14:19:04 EDT

Well, drat! I wanna be a baron, too! And, my reasons are just as good as all you people who have been dueling longer!

1) I can duel (very important)
2) I'm alive (also important)
3) Almost no one knows me, so you can't say bad things about me :)
4) I can change into a feret
5) I can count and spell, most of the time...
6) I make sense, except for when I'm a feret...
7) I'm nice
8) I'm as cute as a button!
9) My name starts with a J
10) I don't have a life, but I'm looking for one....
11) I don't watch Pro Wrestling (I should get rank for that one alone)
12) I stood in line for 7 hours for Star Wars tickets (I should also get rank for that)
13) I like numbers
14) And swords, swords are fun...
15) I'm a complex person, so no one can predict my next action
16) Cory's a Warlord, so why can't I be a Baroness?

Well, I think you all get the point. So I'll get back to my unofficial wins that serve no point in my quest for rank....

Jacilyn

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 00:14:40 EDT

I should be baron again because:

1) I'm tougher than you are.
2) I won't take crap from a spineless overlord
3) I'm "sassy"
4) My girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend
5) I look better in tight jeans
6) I know where you live
7) I can beat respect out of you
8) I can get "Jiggy" with it
9) I'm more funky than an unwashed dwarf
10) I won't waste your time with platitudes and speculations on honor
11) I got the skills that pay the bills
12) I gots moh drama foh yo mama
13) I'm in touch with my feelings, I'm not afraid to make you cry
14) I got a real nice butt
15) I've been there, done that...next

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From: ldyajabird@aol.com (LdyAjaBird)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 01:54:18 EDT

::tacks up a scrawled list with a grin::

15>I'm cute.
14>I'm silly
13>I'm a member of the awesome Bird family.
12>I think Billy Ray should be Overlord.
(Cause he's got that cool red crayon. And he can kick some serious booty)
11>I can count
10>And I can spell.
9>I've got the cool blue crayon
8>I slash in spite of Gnort's rules
7>I don't sing too bad
6>I have the patience to put up with everything, after all I was married to Huma. :)
5>I'm about ready to marry him again...which makes me either incredibly romantic or refer to #14
4>AJ said I got all the good looks in the family.
3>I'm entertaining.
2>I look pretty good all cleaned up.
1>A Baron's ring would look damn nice on my finger.

Lady Aja Bird
Misfit Commoner of the DoS

::scampers off madly::

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From: havoick@aol.com (Havoick)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 16:53:17 EDT

!. Beacues I want to.
2. Because he said so ::points up to the heavens::
3. Beacuse I'd like to be one.
4. I want a ring...and and ring I can wear
5. I'd figure out why I responed to this
6. I'd figure out how I figured out why I responed to this
7. .........
8. I'm runnin' out of reasons.
9. I didn't do it and you can't prove it!
10. Okay...I'm out of reasons.
11. Because I want to.
12. Because he said so ::points up to the heavens::
13. Because I'd like to be one.
14. I want a ring....and a ring I can wear
15. I FOUND OUT WHY I RESPONED TO THIS!!!!

Ryan Havoick

*Swordsman in the DoS*

*Glass in the DoF*

*Apprentice in the DoM*

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From: havoick@aol.com (Havoick)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 16:56:46 EDT

!. I hope you die...
2. Read ! only....that goes for 3-15 also

Ryan Havoick

*Swordsman in the DoS*

*Glass in the DoF*

*Apprentice in the DoM*

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From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 20:28:21 EDT

Well....why not...

15. I'm a sweetheart.
14. Who else will work for the People?
13. I duel with a hairpin.
12. Gnort calls me Sexi Lexi so I feel loved and noticed.
11. I *finally* beat Magnus.
10. I have to put up with Evan (before and after his Baronies) and you don't.
9. If he (Evan) did it, why can't I?
8. I'm Shat's only sister. All hail the Michol/Blue women!
7. I've been the silly WarLexi three times.
6. Rora told me to.
5. Are you a Skittle Princess too?
4. I won't BS. I'll tell you what I think plain and simple. Plus, I don't do politics.
3. I want to be one.
2. The plans are being laid for the ultimate hostile take over...all Hail the Omega-One!
1. Please place your cheest super hero music here...I am the Mighty DysLEXIa!!!! Top that.

Lexi Blue
Daughter of Blue
Mother of Aurora Eve

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From: poltreidun@aol.com (PolTreidun)
Date: 08 Jul 1999 20:54:23 EDT

<< Well....why not... >>

I can think of a few reasons... say, 15 or so?




© and ®, Pol Treidun inc.

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From: wakoff8@aol.com (Wakoff8)
Date: 09 Jul 1999 16:54:36 EDT

15. 'Cause I'm the best damn Commoner there ever was, there ever is, and there ever will be.

14. 'Cause i'll beat all your asses if i'm not.

13. 'Cause no one else is as pimpin' as i am.

12. 'Cause i like rap.

11. I'm 'bout it, 'bout it.

10. 'Cuase i like the Yankees.

9. 'Cause my name is the coolest.

8. 'Cause i'm the best at Bond for 64. (none of you can take me)

7. 'Cause my sword is better than yours. ('Yoges')

6. 'Cause i do it all for the nookie.

5. 'Cause i'll beat some when i am one.

4. 'Cause it's gonna be the last stage before i am overlord.

3. 'Cause i can throw a shoe farther than you.

2. That's just the way it it is.

1. Pimpin' ain't easy.

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From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 10 Jul 1999 01:22:56 EDT

15 Reasons You Won't Become A Baron
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15. You are not the best Commener since every commener sucks equally: They're all at the bottom.

14. You lack the talent to compleate such tasks.

13. You lack flash. I have dances, Jesse has struts and Billy Ray has stylish beatings.

12. Because you like rap.

11. 'Cause you 'bout it.

10. Because no one wants to know who you are refering to when you said "I like to Yank Thee".

9. Your name rhymes with 'Jack Off'.

8. Because you don't exisit around here.

7. Destiny must have been joking when he gave you a weapon.

6. Intelligence is not in abundance in your state of thinking.

5. If you can't 'beat some' now, then you will never be a Baron.

4. Because you're still not past the first stage to Overlord.

3. I have better aim with my daggers than you have distance with shoes.

2. That's just the way it is... you suck.

1. A synonym to pimp is Flesh Peddler, a synonym to Peddler is Vendor, a synonym to Vendor is Seller. So you are a Flesh Seller thereby makeing you a slave trader.

Slave traders spend the majority of their time at sea, since they are the only ones who they will trust to negociate with their buyers properly. Since you are a slave trader, you have no buisness here since the place that you are to buy your slaves are across the seas. So you do not have the time to put to use the swords that you claim to know how to use.

+1. Because you had to make up a list of fifteen reasons why you should be a Baron.





Agrenish Preescott

~It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him~

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From: wakoff8@aol.com (Wakoff8)
Date: 12 Jul 1999 16:08:44 EDT


You wanna take me in the ring and see who's better? I'll take you anytime.


Kid Rock

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From: odustin@aol.com (ODustin)
Date: 12 Jul 1999 16:35:52 EDT

::laughs at Aggy and Kid's post::

Dear Kid,
Aggy is a very skilled duelist. I do not think you know who you are dealing with. Please refrane from insulting the overlord.












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